Your life is a number. Actually, it's thousands of them.

COUNTED takes a few details about you — name, age, city, job, habits — and turns your existence into 200+ personalized, scientifically-sourced statistics.

Not generic trivia. Not random fun facts. Stats calculated from YOUR inputs, using real formulas, real demographic data, and real APIs.

What you'll discover:

🫀 Your body, quantified How many times your heart has beaten. How far your blood has traveled. How much skin you've shed. Your DNA length vs the distance to Pluto.

🏆 How rare you are How many people share your exact name, age, and gender in your city — pulled from a 4-billion-person name database. Your full trait combination rarity (name + blood type + eye color + handedness + education + height).

⏳ What's left Your remaining Fridays. Summers. Full moons. Books you'll read. Meals you'll eat. Hours of quality time left with your parents. This section hits hard.

🧬 Your biological age Are your habits aging you faster or slower? A breakdown of 8 factors — exercise, sleep, smoking, alcohol, BMI, diet, coffee, social connections — showing exactly what's adding or subtracting years.

📊 Your day, visualized A 24-hour bar chart showing where your time actually goes: sleep, work, commute, screen time, exercise, cooking, friends, pets. See how much "free time" you really have.

⚡ Your contradictions COUNTED cross-references all your inputs and finds the paradoxes in your lifestyle. "You exercise 4×/week but smoke 10 cigarettes/day — your lungs are literally fighting themselves." 16+ patterns detected.

🌍 Your footprint YOUR personal CO₂ breakdown: baseline + driving + flights − cycling. Lifetime kilometers driven. Trees needed to offset your existence.

🚀 You in the cosmos Your speed through space right now. Your age on Mars. The distance light has traveled since you were born. Your latitude rotation speed.

...and 35 more categories covering your job, food, screen time, coffee, pets, relationships, sleep, languages, senses, family, city, birthday math, body chemistry, and more.

🔒 ZERO data stored. None. Ever.

This is important to us, so let's be crystal clear:

• No servers — there is no backend. Nothing to store data on.
• No databases — we literally don't have one.
• No accounts — no signup, no login, no email.
• No cookies — none.
• No analytics — no Google Analytics, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting.
• No data leaves your device — everything is computed in your browser.
• API calls (for city data, name data, life expectancy) go directly from your browser to free public APIs. We are not a middleman. We never see the requests.
• Cache is stored in your browser's localStorage only — you control it, you can clear it anytime.
• The entire app is a single HTML file — fully open source. Read every line yourself.

Your data is yours. We never see it, touch it, or store it.

How it works

1. Fill in ~30 fields (takes 2 minutes)
2. COUNTED fetches your city's population, your country's life expectancy, and your name's global frequency from free APIs
3. Everything gets run through scientific formulas (Harris-Benedict BMR, DuBois skin area, normal distribution percentiles, Bayesian name estimation, orbital mechanics...)
4. You get 200+ facts organized into 43 categories
5. Every stat shows its source

Tech details (for the curious)

• Single vanilla HTML/CSS/JS file (~2,900 lines)
• Zero frameworks, zero npm packages, zero build step
• 6 free APIs: Nominatim, Wikidata, Genderize.io, Nationalize.io, Forebears.io, World Bank
• Client-side caching with 30-day TTL
• Country-specific life expectancy (not generic global averages)
• 6-tier name frequency estimation for accurate rarity across all languages
• Open source on GitHub

⚠️ Disclaimer

COUNTED is for entertainment and educational purposes. The "Health Age" section is a fun estimate based on published research — it is NOT medical advice. Consult a real doctor for real health assessments. Name rarity estimates depend on third-party APIs and may vary. All statistics are population-level estimates.

Built with curiosity. No AI was used to generate the statistics — just math, science, and publicly available data.

Upload Instructions

1. Create new project on itch.io → select "Tool"
2. Upload counted.html as a zipped HTML file
3. Enable "This file will be played in the browser"
4. Set viewport: 1000 x 800 (or enable "Mobile friendly" + scrollable)
5. Check "Enable scrollbars" and "Click to launch in fullscreen"
6. Paste the description above
7. Add 4-6 screenshots (form, rarity score, health age, what's left, contradictions, your day chart)
8. Set cover image: dark themed, showing the title + a few stat cards
9. Tags: interactive, statistics, data-visualization, personal, math, science, privacy, educational
10. Publish as Free (with optional tips enabled)

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Dark background (#0a0a0f), centered text:

COUNTED Your Life in Numbers ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❤️ 1,168,000,000 heartbeats 🧬 DNA reaching Pluto 12× ⏳ 2,496 Fridays remaining 🏆 99.9987% unique ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 200+ personalized facts Zero data stored